Oh, Where are my teeth?

Sung to the tune of "The Hairbrush Song" by Larry the Cucumber

Oh, where are my teeth?

Oh, where are my teeth?

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where___________ are my te-eth?

No teeth to bite my food with.
No teeth to bite my food with.
No teeth, no teeth, not here, not there, no teeth, no teeth, no-where, no teeth, no teeth____________ to bite my food with.

D has lost 5 teeth since April and we keep looking, but the replacements still have not shown up. Poor thing stuggles to bite into practically everything and constantly has food (especially PB & J) all over her cheeks since she needs to use her molars to bite into her sandwich. This song was created by P and myself after D had a rather messy lunch experience.